exact syllable matches

No
birthdays, no weddings
I mean,
hurray for friendship
the morphologic parallels
of vasopressin
people know
what AOL is
with
what they most dreaded

with 1 extra syllable

 
it'll make your head spin
of
squirrel cage or treadmill
boards,
wire, rails or netting

with 2 extra syllables

here t-to
assassinate your Premier