exact syllable matches

 

Because, well, frankly

and

bring up their families

foreman in a

cigarette factory

the

Crystal Gems, and me

didn't warn,

didn't get angry

 

didn't get that from me

of marrying

his girlfriend, Maggie

 

in a bed, has he

is

in the air, Danny

happen

usually

in the best families

 

in the head last week

deity of

means of

intellect and study

and attract

interest and money

live in the

Internet Galaxy

 

is the best man here

down

is the best strategy

on

it, but felt happy

 

It's a men's magazine

 

it's one tenth as funny

to play a

little Shred-and-Seek

the

midst of their agony

You have

this perfect family

and

will yourself back here

with 1 extra syllable

 

meeting some friends at Buddies

 

sumbitch just stared at me

the scientific and

technical mentality

ground runners

working against gravity

with 2 extra syllables

of many

cylindrical cell batteries

slightest

tickling of their fancy