exact syllable matches

 
Ah, bad example
Beavis
are laughing at it
caribou
are laughing at us
in such a
barbaric fashion
to continue your
barbaric practice
Birthdays, weddings,
car crashes, taxes
and through
contact with Arabs
its
crop has been gathered
other
crops have been gathered
for its
dark granite cladding
God-
god dammit-dammit
clouds
God laughing at us
by Long
Haul and Mixmaster
 
montanic acid
 
nonactic acid
 
nonactic acids
a boyfriend,
not an Italian
mean,
not that exact one
 
Not that it matters
pass themselves
off as Italian
 
ophthalmic acid
 
oxalic acid
 
oxamic acid
 
oxamic acids
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sarcastic, spastic
Written by
Scott Alexander
gotta
stop laughing at her
 
traumatic acid
 
volcanic ashes
 
volcanic glasses

with 1 extra syllable

you should
adopt and establish
 
alloxanic acid
it was
line, of
chaos and disaster
on
hilltops and in mansions
 
hydroxamic acid
 
hydroxamic acids

with 2 extra syllables

of Princeton Seminary,
Archibald Alexander
 
bishydroxamic acid
 
bishydroxamic acids
 
metatartaric acid

with 4 extra syllables

 
acetohydroxamic acid