exact syllable matches

masquerading as
a kitchen utensil
mean
a return to Lenin
 
convince her to help us
Dum-
Dum single group member
I need
permission to enter
are
the biggest douche ever
and thus
the interview ended
 
The kitchen utensil
much
the nearer to heaven
and
work given to questions

with 1 extra syllable

mind
answering a few questions
 
Dial it up, lieutenant
 
Shortening of Prudential
for
water is a utensil

with 2 extra syllables

of
discovering a new method
isn't
important enough to mention
official English
translation is sub-lieutenant